Thick Hair Has it's Drawbacks

"In the summer, it's so hot - you feel like you have a cat on your head."
Courtesy of Chops

Tropic-oil

"It smells like bottled up buffalo farts."
"Buffalos don't fart coconuts."

I am the Lizard King

"I breed corn snakes.  I even make designer snakes.  There's a lot of money in it."